George Washington’s Président No. 1
Four Score and Seven by Abraham Lincoln
Keep Rolling by Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Not Easy Being Green by Ralph Nader
Verdant Requiem by Jill Stein
O’Whadda Man by Martin O’Malley
Just Use Speed Stick by Bernie Sanders
Le Petit Prince by Marco Rubio
Please Clap by Jeb!
Eau Contraire by Gary Johnson
Eau Canada by Ted Cruz
Mon Père by Tim Kaine
Joie de Scranton by Joseph Biden
Cracked Glass by Hillary Clinton
Melania Trump’s Chanel No. 5
Donald Trump’s Président No. 45